UPDATE: The contest is now closed. After weeding through the various cock shots, quasi-attractive creepies, and actually eligible gentlemen I chose a wonderfully cultured 35 year old man for tonight’s activities. He’s an art gallery owner on the UES and…naturally…he’s English. In case you’re interested here’s the criteria I used in the selection process:

REQUIREMENTS:
-Actually Live in NYC!!
-Under 35
-Healthy/not fat
-8 or better
-Have a job
-Have a degree
-Have a personality (as in, a fantastic one)
-Sense of humor*

 

*if you don’t think at least laugh inside your head at the above graphic, we probably won’t get along…