One of my slaves was so inspired by the post below on Darcy Tribute Songs that he recorded his own holiday anthem. Thank you for your wonderful contribution to my endless laughter. Your voice is truly an abomination on mankind, but luckily for you, I don’t think of you as a man. Seasons greetings slave, I hope the world enjoys your devotion as much as I do! Enjoy listening…

Twelve Days Of Darcys Christmas

Great thanks to the slave who went to the effort of writing and recording two cover songs in tribute to me and my infamous golden showers! Thanks slave g….I’ll have you sing them in person when I see you.

Rod Stewart, You’re in my Heart – “URINE MY HEART”

You walked up and sat next to me
It was over from the start
I melted in Your piercing stare
You blew my world apart

You grabbed the handle of my leash
And hooked it on Your long spiked boot heel
You made me kneel down like a dog 
To eat the remainder of my meal

I lapped the dinner off my plate
Beneath You on the floor
You coldly spit on to my food
It just made me crave You more

You made me stand for Your ball kicks
The suffering You put me through
My balls they throbbed with stabbing pain
But my heart’s what ached for You

Urine my heart, urine my soul
Your golden nectar makes me whole
Mistress Darcy, to be Your slave
in Your control

You made me lie beneath Your feet
And used me as Your foot rest
You ground them harshly on my face
I never felt so blessed

I stared up at Your soft soles
My obsession for You, profound
And when You spit out chewed up food 
I licked it off the ground

Urine my heart, urine my soul
Your golden nectar makes me whole
Mistress Darcy, to be Your slave
My only goal

You’re beauty and glamour
Bill Clinton would stammer
It was almost like a  dream
Your golden shower down my throat
In a long lasting steady stream

As I lay there tied up and soaked
In a puddle of Your piss
My mind kept spiraling helplessly 
In an eternal state of total bliss

Urine my heart, urine my soul
Your golden nectar makes me whole
Mistress Darcy, to be Your slave
My cherished role

Urine my heart, urine my soul
Your golden nectar makes me whole
Mistress Darcy, to be Your slave
In Your control

Urine my heart, urine my soul
Your golden nectar makes me whole
Mistress Darcy, to be Your slave
My only goal

 

The Crystals, And Then He Kissed Me – Darcy Pissed On Me

Mistress Darcy approached and She told me to lie on cement. 
Two more Dommes came and I did not know Their intent. 
It didn’t take long to realize
What soaked my head and back and thighs 
Their tasty warm golden surprise 
Three Dommes pissed on me 

Each time I saw Her I couldn’t wait to see Her again.
She always left me in humiliated states of Zen
She stood above me on the lawn 
I drank Her nectar like Her pawn 
She owned my soul, my mind was gone 
Darcy pissed on me. 
She pissed on me longer than I had ever been pissed on before 
She pissed on me in a way that I want to be pissed on forever more.
Tied up in Her bathroom, left alone to contemplate 
She returned in two hours to completely seal my fate
She drenched me in Her champagne 
Trapped in that puddle it was so plain 
From now on I’d be in Her reign 
Darcy pissed on me
She drenched me in Her champagne 
Trapped in that puddle it was so plain 
From now on I’d be in Her reign 
Darcy pissed on me
Darcy pissed on me
Darcy pissed on me 

Your favorite American alpha bitch is back in town. Thank God too, I’ve missed the hell out of all my kindred spirits in the UK. Don’t worry, it’s a nice long trip this time to make sure I have time for everyone. Email me at darcy@mistressdarcy.com to set something up. I will probably not have time for same day appointments. UK phone: 07975 526 745.

SESSION SCHEDULE:
Dublin: December 28 (morning) through 30th (evening)
London: January 2nd through 14th

For Dublin I have some bookings already but still have time here and there on each day. Conducting hotel sessions out of a spacious room in the Trinity College/Merrion Square area. I LOVE Irish slaves, especially the frightened, desperate, sexually repressed newbies. But then again the oldie-kinkies are so devoted over there as well. Ah, I love them all!

In London I will, as always, have access to a full dungeon setup. Not sure yet where I’ll be staying, either at one fabulously equipped dungeon in one part of town or a fabulously equipped dungeon in a different part of town. Central and easy to get to in either case.

TRAVELING WITH:
-Electrics by the boatload. Ass plugs, probes, cock rings, nipple clamps, even a brand new electrified humbler which I am most eager to test. Also a new female breast clamp humbler.
-Medical and dental kits. Need your teeth cleaned? Prostate probed? Sperm counted? Make an appointment asap. Light medical and medical roleplay.
-Some new hoods, breathing tubes, and gorgeous gags for lots of oral violation.
-Roleplay outfits. I will entertain specific outfit/prop requests up until I leave on the 27th (obviously I can pack beforehand, but not afterwards).
-Make-up, panties and wigs for my tranny hoes.
-Chastity belts. Many.
-Floggers and canes.
-Latex and leather.

ALSO IN LONDON:
-Forced bi
-Vanilla GF’s who tag along for humiliation
-Female sub sessions
-Cuckolding with an 8 inch Bull

What can I say…I have lots of kinky friends! Be good until then, UK.

Hello boys and girls, I’m back in cozy little kinky Philadelphia for a few days. Will roll in as early as Friday the 7th, as late as Saturday the 8th, and will be staying until Monday the 10th. Offering forced bi scenes, vanilla girlfriend humiliation doubles, and lots more. Get in touch this week to schedule. Will be staying in center city as usual!

Special attention paid to sissie bitches and humiliation sluts. The holidays have me feeling M.E.A.N.! This means D/s lifestyle slave training, mind fucking and manipulation, public scenes, food play and splosh, toilet and fluids, fear play and ego deconstruction. In the mood to damage some psyches.

Happy Holidays!