In honor of this sacred holiday (I really do love it) I am opening up my inbox for a Valentine’s Day contest for New York’s most eligible men. If you meet my physical specifications you can apply, and the winner gets to take me to dessert on Valentine’s Day weekend.

Age: Under 40

Height: 5’11 or taller

Build: Athletic or slim

Also must have above average intelligence and a stellar sense of humor.

Please email me with several vanilla photos and a suitable overture to darcy@mistressdarcy.com. I won’t have time to answer everyone, though I will read everything; if you don’t receive a reply thank you in advance for submitting.