My ass owns your ass. Accept it and move on.

Aww how adorable: you’re confused. My sweet face and mesmerizing curves distract you, throw you off the trail. Make you underestimate me. I’m sexy yes, and some would say beautiful. And one of my favorite pastimes is bullwhipping people’s assholes. What does that make me? A triple threat. The last threat is that you don’t know what I’m capable of. What does that make you? An arrogant fool.

It’s hard to imagine one woman can have it all. It’s hard to believe one girl can be it all.

Life is hard for small minds.