This guy is confused. Really confused. Almost as confused as I was.

Fortunately, I don’t get email like this very often. Most people¬†who contact me know that I don’t switch or sub in session EVER and that I would certainly never allow a slave to touch me with any of his fluids. The whole thing was so laughable I just had to post it.

Part of me was tempted to invite him to my studio just to offer to give him a taste of his own medicine, but that would have been far too generous, and besides I doubt he would have paid anyway!