Seeking genius IT slave to assist with maintenance of my website and online security. The following are required for the position:

  • Firm understanding of WordPress, as that is what my site has been created in
  • Firm understanding of HTML
  • Ability to clean up code of site without breaking it
  • Understanding of javascript and CSS
  • Familiarity with basic online security and privacy practices and maintaining security of our server

In addition, although ability to do the work is paramount, a certain compatibility of personality is also required. You must be trustworthy, discreet, loyal, kind, patient, dutiful, and low ego. This is an opportunity to work closely with myself and a terrific team. We function in a way as our own kinky little family, and the core team looks out for each other in many ways.

I would prefer to bring someone on for a minimum of a one-year commitment. I understand life circumstances change, but it is not really efficient for me to onboard someone for a shorter time commitment than that.

Please apply here.

Pictured: Pietro Boselli. Aka “world’s hottest math teacher.” Looking for sexy geniuses like him to add to Team Darcy.

Slaves! I require the tireless efforts of one brilliant, internet-savvy, loyal and resourceful Social Media Nerd to aid me in some of my marketing and publicity. If you have experience in social media, marketing, general internet research or design of any sort, please visit my personal slavery application page and fill out an application form now.

I’m afraid I need to say this upfront, because not all of you are as bright as you like to think: this is not a paid position. Nor will you be paying me. This is personal slavery, lifestyle BDSM consensual service. There are more details on the application page about the kinds of tasks a personal slave can generally expect, but if you’re brand new to the world of BDSM then please do a bit of research before you complete the form.

For this position you must be trustworthy, creative, and able to work closely with my social media team and me on my social media content, including but not limited to Twitter posts, Instagram posts, and my own personal website. You should be loyal, hard-working, unselfish, and able to talk to me every week either on the phone or on instant messenger.

Age: 21 – 60

Gender: No preference. Can identify as male, female or transgendered.

Time Commitment: 6 – 10 hours per week. On certain occasions, able and willing to work long, continuous hours if so asked.

Communication: Available to talk directly with Mistress Darcy via Skype, IM or in person, as well as other social media team members on IM.

Personality: Intelligent, articulate, and an eye for detail. Able to work seamlessly with others in service of me. Humble and open to correction, with the ability to take on board feedback immediately. Have the ability to work with the big picture in mind.

Work Flow: Able to work quickly and efficiently, in the face of immediate, non-negotiable deadlines, and consistently able to turn in the work in a time frame of 4 days on less.

Location: Anywhere in the world with a good and stable Internet connection.

Required skills:

  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Marketing
  • Photo resizing
  • Comprehensive web search
  • Sourcing, chronicling and indexing data immediately in an organized manner
  • Interaction skills

The payment for this job is the ability to make me happy, and to be a valued member of Team Darcy which is a warm, accepting, intelligent group of kinksters all around the world. The bottom line is, this is not for your pleasure, but mine. If serving me does not make you happy, do not bother.

Interested slaves can APPLY HERE. A team member will get in touch with you for further instructions. You may not hear back from me personally for several days, weeks, or months, so please be patient and follow up on Twitter if you are dying to know your status. Do not forget to be polite and concise. Best of luck.

Miracles CAN happen. I have an opening for a new personal slave in New York City. You must be able to serve in person at least once a week. Duties include cleaning, organization, errands, and general assistance at my studio.

This is NOT by definition an opportunity for “play.” Service slavery is service slavery, and I take both of those words very seriously. If you are confused about the intricacies of a high protocol, service-based D/s relationship then you need to do a bit of research before applying.

All inadequate or unsuitable applications will be rejected. You may receive a response letting you know you have not been accepted if you are eager and make a good effort in the application. Suitable candidates will be contacted within one to five weeks.

Submit your application at


I have an opening for a new domestic slave in New York City, all genders welcome. Titles I will consider:

  • Maid
  • Secretary
  • Errand Boy
  • Girl/Boy Friday
  • Lackey

This particular position will involve working closely with me in both my home and my studio, as well as a certain requisite amount of public interaction (going to the store, coming with me on errands, running errands yourself, etc). You will need to budget approximately 8-10 hours per week for the duration of your service. Please apply here and a member of the team will get back to you as soon as possible. If it is not incredibly clear already: this is not a paid position. Nor are you asked to pay. This is personal slavery: a way to better my life in very specific and tangible ways.

I am always seeking out new team members for the stable of slaves that collectively make up Team Darcy. I require New York City slaves for numerous tasks on a daily basis and an assortment of remote/long distance slaves to handle my administrative work. I could not do what I do without my team. Regardless of your location or position, in order to apply you must be a dedicated, service-oriented submissive focused on making my life easier in any way that you can.

Maids BDSM

Over the past year I have built a staff of devoted New York personal slaves that is now in the double digits. They are collectively known as Team Darcy, and it’s not hard to find the individual members on social media as all of them are very proud to be a part of the D/s family I am creating. I’m not able to run my business without them, and I take good care of those who are loyal to me.

I do have two positions open right now that are very important position indeed – Butler and Head Maid. These positions are gender-neutral and require slaves who are smart, capable, and have enough time and leadership abilities to be able to organize all of the work that goes into my household and studio maintenance. You will be interacting with other team members and be responsible for delegating activities, so a sense of community and social grace is essential. The relationship does not necessarily include “play,” though that does unfold naturally with most of my team. You will of course be speaking with and serving me in person from time to time whenever I happen to be at home or at the studio.

Butlers BDSM

These positions are first and foremost for service slaves who enjoy benefiting the life of a great lady. All of the slaves who have worked for me for over six months develop a terrific D/s working relationship with me, and I do my best to ensure my staff feels a sense of being looked after and cared for in times of crisis. Due to my busy international travel schedule, I am not always able to interface with my staff, but the more a slave works for me the more access he or she has.

Other job responsibilities include:

  • Butler: Organizing clothing and shoe maintenance and cleaning
  • Butler: Shopping online for miscellaneous items and furniture
  • Butler: Running errands
  • Butler: Delegating DIY tasks and household maintenance
  • Maid: Cleaning and tidying weekly (usually partially or entirely undressed)
  • Maid: Ordering new cleaning supplies
  • Maid: Delegating cleaning to other staff when not available

If you would like to apply please email servedarcy at to begin the process.

Butlers and Maids