Slaves! I require the tireless efforts of one brilliant, internet-savvy, loyal and resourceful Social Media Nerd to aid me in some of my marketing and publicity. If you have experience in social media, marketing, general internet research or design of any sort, please visit my personal slavery application page and fill out an application form now.
I’m afraid I need to say this upfront, because not all of you are as bright as you like to think: this is not a paid position. Nor will you be paying me. This is personal slavery, lifestyle BDSM consensual service. There are more details on the application page about the kinds of tasks a personal slave can generally expect, but if you’re brand new to the world of BDSM then please do a bit of research before you complete the form.
For this position you must be trustworthy, creative, and able to work closely with my social media team and me on my social media content, including but not limited to Twitter posts, Instagram posts, and my own personal website. You should be loyal, hard-working, unselfish, and able to talk to me every week either on the phone or on instant messenger.
Age: 21 – 60
Gender: No preference. Can identify as male, female or transgendered.
Time Commitment: 6 – 10 hours per week. On certain occasions, able and willing to work long, continuous hours if so asked.
Communication: Available to talk directly with Mistress Darcy via Skype, IM or in person, as well as other social media team members on IM.
Personality: Intelligent, articulate, and an eye for detail. Able to work seamlessly with others in service of me. Humble and open to correction, with the ability to take on board feedback immediately. Have the ability to work with the big picture in mind.
Work Flow: Able to work quickly and efficiently, in the face of immediate, non-negotiable deadlines, and consistently able to turn in the work in a time frame of 4 days on less.
Location: Anywhere in the world with a good and stable Internet connection.
- Photo resizing
- Comprehensive web search
- Sourcing, chronicling and indexing data immediately in an organized manner
- Interaction skills
The payment for this job is the ability to make me happy, and to be a valued member of Team Darcy which is a warm, accepting, intelligent group of kinksters all around the world. The bottom line is, this is not for your pleasure, but mine. If serving me does not make you happy, do not bother.
Interested slaves can APPLY HERE. A team member will get in touch with you for further instructions. You may not hear back from me personally for several days, weeks, or months, so please be patient and follow up on Twitter if you are dying to know your status. Do not forget to be polite and concise. Best of luck.