Pictured: Pietro Boselli. Aka “world’s hottest math teacher.” Looking for sexy geniuses like him to add to Team Darcy.

Slaves! I require the tireless efforts of one brilliant, internet-savvy, loyal and resourceful Social Media Nerd to aid me in some of my marketing and publicity. If you have experience in social media, marketing, general internet research or design of any sort, please visit my personal slavery application page and fill out an application form now.

I’m afraid I need to say this upfront, because not all of you are as bright as you like to think: this is not a paid position. Nor will you be paying me. This is personal slavery, lifestyle BDSM consensual service. There are more details on the application page about the kinds of tasks a personal slave can generally expect, but if you’re brand new to the world of BDSM then please do a bit of research before you complete the form.

For this position you must be trustworthy, creative, and able to work closely with my social media team and me on my social media content, including but not limited to Twitter posts, Instagram posts, and my own personal website. You should be loyal, hard-working, unselfish, and able to talk to me every week either on the phone or on instant messenger.

Age: 21 – 60

Gender: No preference. Can identify as male, female or transgendered.

Time Commitment: 6 – 10 hours per week. On certain occasions, able and willing to work long, continuous hours if so asked.

Communication: Available to talk directly with Mistress Darcy via Skype, IM or in person, as well as other social media team members on IM.

Personality: Intelligent, articulate, and an eye for detail. Able to work seamlessly with others in service of me. Humble and open to correction, with the ability to take on board feedback immediately. Have the ability to work with the big picture in mind.

Work Flow: Able to work quickly and efficiently, in the face of immediate, non-negotiable deadlines, and consistently able to turn in the work in a time frame of 4 days on less.

Location: Anywhere in the world with a good and stable Internet connection.

Required skills:

  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Marketing
  • Photo resizing
  • Comprehensive web search
  • Sourcing, chronicling and indexing data immediately in an organized manner
  • Interaction skills

The payment for this job is the ability to make me happy, and to be a valued member of Team Darcy which is a warm, accepting, intelligent group of kinksters all around the world. The bottom line is, this is not for your pleasure, but mine. If serving me does not make you happy, do not bother.

Interested slaves can APPLY HERE. A team member will get in touch with you for further instructions. You may not hear back from me personally for several days, weeks, or months, so please be patient and follow up on Twitter if you are dying to know your status. Do not forget to be polite and concise. Best of luck.

Femdom Slave

I now have an opening for a dedicated Social Media Minion to assist me with some of my social media planning and execution. It’s a fun role, and requires a VERY trustworthy slave who is also intelligent and experienced and willing to talk to me every week.

Age: 22 – 40

Gender: No preference. Male, Female, Transgendered.

Location: Can work remotely, anywhere worldwide so long as English is excellent.

Time Commitment: 6 – 10 hours a week.

Communication: Directly with Mistress Darcy via Skype, IM or in-person, at least once per week.

Personality: Educated and articulate. Able to digest info and communicate it to others, and conduct online research. Able to learn quickly and assimilate new technologies and trends within a week or less. Funny and/or witty according to your friends.

Work Flow: Able to work quickly with a consistent turn-around- time of 4 days or less on large projects. Analytically-minded, able to spot trends and patterns and identify new opportunities for social media.

Required Skills:

  • Email marketing
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • Social media scheduling
  • Blogging

Bonus Skills:

  • Twitter Analytics
  • Data analysis
  • Photo resizing
  • Canva
  • Snapchat

Please email servedarcy@gmail.com to request an application. This will start the process for your application for the position. There are several steps to the interview, but most highly qualified, personable and eager to work slaves are at the very least given serious consideration.

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I’ve finally decided to open an Instagram. Follow me at @MistressDarcy. If you don’t have an Instagram account and don’t give a care, then get with the f**king program! It’s #2014! Create an account for yourself just so you can follow me. My Instagram is essentially an image chronicle of my delicious comings and goings as a Domme. Many of the images are culled from my personal life, some of them depict me dominating slaves, some of them showcase my fellow Dommes, etc. It’s just a fabulous, authentic way to help my fans and friends participate in my crazy lifestyle even if they are on the other side of the world. I share some of my Instagram pics on Twitter as well but some of them will stay within Instagram only, thus it is in your best interests to follow me on both so as not to miss a filthy thing.