Back in glorious Dublin from October 4th-6th and staying in City Center for a little rest, relaxation, and reeducation of the Irish males. I’ll be packing for heavy bondage, corporal punishment, sadism, teasing, torment, tickling, humiliation, toilet training, and lots more.

Fill out my online booking form now to get on my calendar. I’m already mostly full, but I’ll make time for the good ones. This will be one of my last trips to Dublin for quite some time.


Look alive, boys! I’m planning my next trip overseas. Very excited to be headed back so soon. This trip is pretty much an even split between slaves and friends. I’ll be out of commission both weekends for various events, and seeing my subs on the weekdays whenever I can fit them in (both day and night).

Dublin: July 24-25

London: July 26-August 2

In Dublin I will be staying near Trinity College in a nice hotel suite. I’ll be traveling with loads of equipment, everything from CP to bondage to humiliation and sissie training. I am actually almost fully booked for my Dublin dates already, with time slots left on Friday early afternoon and Thursday and Friday late night.

When I get to London I’ll be rushing straight into the arms of my friends until the 27th and then open to seeing slaves after that. I’ll be staying in Central London and will have access to both a nice domestic space and dungeons in Bloomsbury and Chiswick–both fully equipped with suspension, bondage, cages, etc. I’ll be attending Club Pedestal on July 31st as well for anyone who wants to say hello to me there. Flowers and gifts always welcome!

Again, I am almost completely full for Dublin and about 1/3 booked for London already. Email me asap to set something up. darcy@mistressdarcy.com



I’ll be spending a week in Liverpool and conducting sessions both there and in Manchester from June 9-13 and 15-17.  It’s been awhile since I paid attention to my Northern lads and lasses, and I can’t wait to reconnect with some old faces. I’ll have access to dungeon space in both cities. My specialty sessions on offer will be cuckolding and toilet training, including my infamous All Day Toilet experience. If you’d like to book, send me a polite and concise email outlining available dates, times, and interests; I’ll need advance notice and a deposit.

My London trip will, as ALWAYS, be a total whirlwind. I’m attending the Hogspy Live party June 13th, then catching up with friends and slaves the rest of the week (when I’m not up North). June 20th is a double-header with both the Camden Crunch and Club Decadence. If I survive the night, I’ll be sessioning the evening of the 21st and during the day on the 22nd. I also have some time during the day on the 19th and 20th for a few appointments. Options for sessions include the standard array of D/s, BDSM and slave training activities. Although I accommodate BDSM sessions, I am a D/s specialist;  I highly recommend reading some of my other recent blog entries in order to prepare adequately for our meeting. If you don’t know the subtle but crucial distinction between BDSM and D/s please do not ask me until you have spent at least three hours on the internet trying to figure it out for yourself.

Finally, I’ll be taking some time in Sussex for a private fetish event with friends. You can’t go wrong with a kinky mansion. Unfortunately I’m not available for sessions while I’m down there. Work hard, play hard. Or in my case: play hard, play hard.


I feel a little bad about coming over to London so much. And even worse, lately I am turning down at least half the slaves who contact me for sessions when I get there. I mean, we all need our leisure time, but one week nearly every month where my only priority is partying on the English fetish scene? It’s almost disgusting. Anyone looking at my transatlantic commute has a right to be furious.

All of this is to say, it is crucial that you get on my calendar BEFORE I arrive! Otherwise you’re liable to get a very jovial, distracted Darcy on the phone who will simply brush you off like glitter on her evening gown.

November 24-26 Dublin
I’ve booked a luxury suite at a hotel in Temple Bar. I will be packing restraints, electrics, CP implements, various sized feminizers, diapers, hoods, gags, and a nice selection of leather, lingerie and latex. My best availability right now is the late afternoon and early evening of the 24th, mid-afternoon on the 25th, and late morning on the 26th. So far I am booked in with one sexy female, one young experimental couple, and three eager regulars. I’m hoping to pick up a few first-timers while I’m there as well. Don’t be shy! NB: Seeking new personal slaves and chauffeurs in Dublin. Send enquiry email with references to apply.

November 26-December 4
If I weren’t me, I would hate me. I  am completely spoiling myself for my birthday! I’ll be sessioning in a spacious, two bedroom flat in the middle of Camden Market. All my Dublin equipment will come with me plus sounds, sissie outfits, and a brand new leather sleep sack. I have also commissioned an incredible new latex outfit from Slaughterhouse Couture and will be unveiling it at a private event, or perhaps in session with you. In addition I have a new English Bull on hand who will be fucking me throughout the week. Any interested cucks or cocksuckers should reach out asap. My best availability is the evening of November 28, late morning and early afternoon November 29, and December 2 and 3. I have one overnight planned already and a few extended sessions. Special preference given to humiliation sluts, cuckold losers, spankees and AB/DL lovers, and anyone who just needs a good, hard beating.

As always, I encourage any Irish or English slaves to challenge me to break my golden shower record. That is (ahem) a terrifying 2:59. Anyone brave enough to try please email with the subject heading “GS CHALLENGER.”


I am coming back to my home away from home: Europe. Cannot wait.

Dublin: September 4-6
London: September 7-15

In Dublin I will be staying at a pretty spacious hotel in City Center, just Northwest of Trinity College. I will have two suitcases full of equipment and outfits. I don’t travel light, much to my poor driver/bagboy’s huffing and puffing. London will be a very special occasion indeed: The London Fetish Weekend! I get in for some private parties on the 6th, then will be seeing slaves starting Saturday day the 7th until the 14th. I will have access to several dungeon spaces, but the majority of my sessions will be out of a spacious flat I’ve rented near Camden.

Get in touch asap to discuss. I’m already about half booked for the week.

Really thrilled to be getting back to some of my favorite European cities, and just in time for Valentine’s Day. I love New York–don’t get me wrong–but there is something that is undeniably refined about English men; irresistibly sexy about French men; incorruptibly sincere about Irish men. At least the ones who are brave enough to contact me! And all the fabulous accents….they get me in the panties every time. It seems only appropriate to be spending one of my favorite holidays back in my favorite cities–with a few of my favorite slaves at my feet.

Dublin: February 11-13 – I’ll be staying at a gorgeous newly renovated hotel near Temple Bar. I’m already about half booked, so you should get in touch sooner than later. Especially since it’s the first stop on the tour.

London: February 13-21 – This time it’s only a week in my home away from home, but I intend to rape and pillage my address book to the absolute fullest. We have Torture Garden Valentine’s Weekend, both the pre-party on the 15th 0t the HMS President (maybe attending) and the Valentines Ball at the Coronet on the 16th (definitely attending). I’ll be catching up with friends through most of the weekend, but already have arrangements to see several slaves in session between the 17th-20th. I’ll be staying at a very well equipped, gorgeous dungeon in Chiswick (if you’ve seen me in London, you’ve probably seen me there) and will have 24/7 access to the dungeon facility and equipment.

Paris: February 21-24 – It’s been about a year since I last visited Paris, and it is LONG overdue. I’m holed up at a lovely hotel suite in Bercy with several chauffeurs and personal slaves tending to my needs–Shopping trip with Maitresse Darcy? Dinner overlooking the Seine? Locked up in chastity while I go dancing with my Parisian Bull? Well….if you insist.

MY TRAVEL KIT for the trip:

  • Cocks and plugs
  • Electro-fuckery
  • Sissie wardrobe
  • Canes, floggers, paddles
  • Chastity belts
  • Medical and dental accessories
  • Leather gloves and wardrobe
  • Latex boots and catsuits
  • Enema bags
  • Diapers and AB toys
  • Clamps, clips, gags, grips and straps

When I am at the dungeon in London I will obviously have a more in-depth selection. Suspension, fucking machine, cages, medical room, heavy rubber and leather bondage, vac bed, etc. So get in touch soon to book: by the time I arrive I am almost always full up with sessions. The best way is email: darcy@mistressdarcy.com.

And if any of you are interested in getting me a Valentine’s gift please see my Valentine’s Wishlist above. My wishlist is ever-evolving. But I think about each and every slave who has gotten me a gift every time I use it. Just another way to be a part of my life daily. Cucks and sissies are MORE than welcome to offer to take me shopping before my various dates on the trip as well. I have several Bulls lined up, and I need to look my best for them. Valentine’s Day is after all, only once a year.

Your favorite American alpha bitch is back in town. Thank God too, I’ve missed the hell out of all my kindred spirits in the UK. Don’t worry, it’s a nice long trip this time to make sure I have time for everyone. Email me at darcy@mistressdarcy.com to set something up. I will probably not have time for same day appointments. UK phone: 07975 526 745.

Dublin: December 28 (morning) through 30th (evening)
London: January 2nd through 14th

For Dublin I have some bookings already but still have time here and there on each day. Conducting hotel sessions out of a spacious room in the Trinity College/Merrion Square area. I LOVE Irish slaves, especially the frightened, desperate, sexually repressed newbies. But then again the oldie-kinkies are so devoted over there as well. Ah, I love them all!

In London I will, as always, have access to a full dungeon setup. Not sure yet where I’ll be staying, either at one fabulously equipped dungeon in one part of town or a fabulously equipped dungeon in a different part of town. Central and easy to get to in either case.

-Electrics by the boatload. Ass plugs, probes, cock rings, nipple clamps, even a brand new electrified humbler which I am most eager to test. Also a new female breast clamp humbler.
-Medical and dental kits. Need your teeth cleaned? Prostate probed? Sperm counted? Make an appointment asap. Light medical and medical roleplay.
-Some new hoods, breathing tubes, and gorgeous gags for lots of oral violation.
-Roleplay outfits. I will entertain specific outfit/prop requests up until I leave on the 27th (obviously I can pack beforehand, but not afterwards).
-Make-up, panties and wigs for my tranny hoes.
-Chastity belts. Many.
-Floggers and canes.
-Latex and leather.

-Forced bi
-Vanilla GF’s who tag along for humiliation
-Female sub sessions
-Cuckolding with an 8 inch Bull

What can I say…I have lots of kinky friends! Be good until then, UK.