french maid

Attention sub females, cross dressers, sissies, and maids. I’m looking for someone to do NSA cleaning for me once a week at my play studio for about 3-4 hours in lower Manhattan. I welcome sexy outfits and a humble, submissive attitude, but you also need to be able to clean thoroughly and properly. I am very exacting, but fair.

I offer a relaxing getaway in which you may express your submissive side freely whilst being useful to me. I have in the past taken my maids out for tea and conversation, and happily offer guidance and dominant life coaching in times of need or confusion. I prefer a polite but professional relationship that follows D/s protocol. I am open to any gender. References are helpful.

Please email me to apply: darcy@mistressdarcy.com. Include a few photos, a brief bit about yourself, general availability, and references if you have them.

Femdom.Sissie.Tights

If I had a nickel for every email, call, and in-person request I’ve gotten to serve me as a personal slave, I could retire! Okay not literally, but pretty close. Most of the ProDommes I know have at least one slave helping them out somehow. Some of them come and go quickly, some of them stay on for a decade or more. I’m here to write about my current collard property, bitchard.

I have collared bitchard for two years now, and his service to me is simultaneously very glamorous, in that it is true slavery, and not glamorous at all in that he runs the minutia of my life with very little “reward.” He lives across the ocean (in England). While bitchard does not get to see me very often, he manages to serve me every single day from abroad via email and instant messenger. He is in chastity 24/7 with the exception of a few hours every Sunday, so by no means is he wanking to the thought of me whenever I contact him. He handles much of my banking, flight and travel arrangement, and in general is on call 18 hours a day for anything that I might need–calls to be made, research, tickets booked, etc. He knows my real name, knows about my “other life,” and yet he still seems to see me as incredibly powerful, alluring, and has not lost any interest in being utterly deferential and devoted in the process of my becoming a “real” person in his eyes. I take pride in the fact that he seems as frightened and enthralled with me as he was the first day we met. Initially I let him serve me casually on my trips to London for about six months before having him fly to New York, wherein I collared him. It just felt right. All you hopeful servants will be encouraged to know that it started with a few errands here and there, a situation which I offer many boys along the way; maybe you too can one day wear my collar, but you have to start somewhere! He doesn’t like me to play with him either. He doesn’t even like the word “play,” as in his mind it smacks of fantasy and falsehood. He prefers to simply be corrected manually when he makes a mistake, and praised when he does well. Plus he does enjoy my verbal tirades and the natural humiliating tone I take with slaves, whether in private or in public. I mostly treat him like a mix between an actual slave/servant, and an employee. But along the way I have commanded and guided him into much life improvement: he’s stopped smoking, stopped drinking, lost a lot of weight, regained clear skin, started working out, and has begun to pursue his lifelong interest in ballet.

I asked him recently what he likes about being my slave, and if he would serve another Mistress when I inevitably retire as a Pro. He replied that he likely wouldn’t, because it wouldn’t be me, and that furthermore his goal is to help me to achieve success in my Pro career as best I can until I am not a Pro anymore. Once I retire, then his job of making my job easier will have been completed, and he can live out his life knowing he has done a good thing for a good Domme.

I guess I’m pretty lucky. However, I could always use more help. I run at least two different lives, and all of that takes incredible time and planning. Bitchard is just one slave, and in order to maintain my lifestyle I have at any one time nine or ten other slaves who sort of cycle in and out of my life in various cities. I do enjoy the attention and efforts of polite, well-spoken slaves (instructions on how to become one here) though, as the famous saying goes, good help is hard to find! I am happy with bitchard’s efforts as my main slave, and hope that he doesn’t fuck up badly enough for me to fire him anytime soon. So bitch, let this post be your annual “thank you” for a job well done!

 

Male.Slave.Femdom

I received this fabulous application just now from a male slave hoping to become my PA. It is adorable, well-written, and speaks to most of my needs. I actually am hiring for a PA right now in real life, so it’s come at a perfect time! Though he is no doubt intending to take an unpaid position. Still, a great guide for how one might apply to serve a Mistress or ProDomme.

I would like to apply for the role of your Personal Assistant.  I feel this role would allow me to use my professional experience, skills and willingness to work for the most prestigious Mistress in the industry. 

In the capacity of your PA I would be able assist you with the following;

  • Arranging your travel itinerary for your many trips to New York, Dublin, and London.  
  • Coordinating your devotees to ensure your comfort, security, convenience and entertainment is always taken care of when traveling.
  • Recruit/screen slaves in each location, for essential roles, such as chauffeur and chef.
  • Answer your calls and emails when needed and/or permitted and manage your busy diary.
  • When accompanying you on your travels,  ensure your every whim is catered to (refreshments, travel, clothing and if required assistance during sessions with your devotees).
  • Ensure your comfort is my highest priority 24/7. When out shopping sightseeing etc,  ensure you always have somewhere to sit (I will get down on all fours if required to provide you with a bench).
  • Carry out cleaning of your personal items (toys, clothing, lingerie and shoes, etc).
  • Maintain a high level of discretion and confidentiality at all times.
  • Provide my mouth as a receptacle for your waste (mouthwash/toothpaste, toilet, ash, etc).
  • Ad hoc task as directed.

My aim would be to reach a level of service where by I could anticipate your needs and wants without being directed.  My satisfaction would come from winning your approval, regardless of how brief,  and knowing that by serving you, your life was easier and your ability to see your devotees was enhanced.

I have had the pleasure of your company and experienced firsthand your ability to make a confident man quiver and mumble with just a glance, quiet whisper or a gentle touch.  I have no doubt this will be a challenging role and will demand that I am at my very best 24/7.   Your gentle, well-placed touch and glance can have the same effect, making a man submit to your will equally as would the beating from a thousand whips or more.  

As a former member of the armed forces, I know what the words, ‘service,’ ‘selflessness’ and ‘duty’ mean. I would bring with me the same loyalty, and devotion to my role as your PA as I did to my beloved country. 

Your humble servant

Slave.Femdom

Just wanted to announce the winner of my Valentine’s Day contest from last month….it is none other than my old faithful bitchard, aka Tutu Tights Slave! He has been with me for a year and a half now (I think? I don’t know, the days all bleed together like so many cane strokes when I discipline him). After serving under my merciless rule as my personal collared slave, he knows my tastes pretty well. Just ask him! He has certainly gotten me the WRONG thing enough times to be inspired to try to get the RIGHT thing…thus avoiding injury. In this instance, he bought me some incredible perfume in small, beautiful spritzer bottles since I travel so much and complained of having to lug around my Chanel, etc. He says the Queen of England uses the same perfume he bought me. I’m not sure about that, but I smell wealthy–all that matters! So congratulations, bitch! You’ll be enjoying a meal with me the next time I’m in London. You’ll be scraping your meal off a dog dish from the floor of the bathroom of course, but at least we’ll be eating in the same general vicinity and possibly even the same food.

Happy Valentine’s Day to me!

slavechef

I’m looking for a submissive with kitchen experience able to cook for me once every 1-2 weeks. To apply please email a few photos, a bit about yourself (age, experience, temperament, etc), and your general availability to darcy@mistressdarcy.com. You must be able to get to me in NY easily.

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I just want to take a moment to appreciate all the pussy-slaves and cunt-sluts out there who know how to deliver oral sex properly. It is a special role in and of itself and requires years of practice to perfect. But never forget….just because you go down on me does NOT mean you will be fucking me. In fact it’s usually the opposite. If your tongue is in me then chances are I already think of you as half a man and will expect someone else to finish with their dick what you start with your mouth. Bear in mind this is just helpful reading and an insight into my sexuality, not an open invitation. Only a select few slaveboys in my personal life have this incredible honor via invitation not request; it’s not on my “interest list” so don’t ask for it. For the thick-headed: I DON’T ALLOW ORAL IN SESSION. This is dedicated to the sweet, sexy lifestylers I have met over the years. And for all the aspiring pussy boys out there….

Mistress Darcy’s Tongue Fucking Tips:

-Do not attempt rapidfire licking immediately. The tongue is not a machine gun, and our vaginas are not bulls-eyes. As with any athletic activity, we need a proper warm-up before your tongue hits 60 mph.
-Do kiss and lick and caress the outside areas as well: legs, lips, inner thigh crease, etc. We can stand a little tease and denial on occasion just like you.
-Sucking is fine AT POINTS but please do not attempt to vacuum the clitoris completely off with your super-suction powers.
-No. Teeth. On. The Pussy.
-Do not speak to our pussies. Worship is expected, but I want you looking lovingly into my eyes not mumbling awkwardly into my labia.
-Do begin thrusting with the tongue when you have worked us up to it. Long, deep movements that simulate penetration. It will make us scream for intercourse…with another man. But go there anyway, it’s your job!
-Vibrators and fingers are A-Okay! Anything to get us to orgasm land.
-If you are hoping to get a taste of that other nether region around back be sure and ask first in one manner or another, either directly or via hinting…not all women are comfortable with anilingus. The best way to have things end awkwardly is to take liberties where they’re not welcome.
-Don’t touch yourself while going down on a Mistress. Vanilla girlfriend maybe…but a Domme deserves your full attention.
-Don’t try to kiss us after you lick us. You may like the taste of my vag but I can do without.
-Wipe the pussy off your face before you go outside.
-When in doubt: ask! We would rather answer your question than correct your mistake.

I require maid service in New York at my private play studio. This is a personal slavery position, not a paid position (i.e. you don’t pay me, and I certainly don’t pay you). You must proffer TWO SOLID REFERENCES from women you have served in the past. They may be either lifestyle or professional but must be willing to speak with me on the phone on your behalf. I need someone starting mid-March approximately once per week at my space in the financial district. You must be available for 3-10 hours per week.

Job requirements:

  • Polite: A good attitude is not a preference, it is the first, middle, and last requirement.
  • Adept at house cleaning: sweeping, mopping, scrubbing, polishing, straightening, shining.
  • Not “above” certain jobs, i.e. toilet cleaning, panty washing, etc.
  • Hard worker: you don’t stop until the job is done, even if it stretches over several days.
  • Discreet: what you see and hear in my studio does not get repeated to a single other person on Earth.
  • Not annoying: I don’t know how else to say this.

I will consider both sissie maid gurls and female submissives for this role. There is definitely the possibility for play based on your attitude, your performance, and my mood. The best way to get my attention is to never demand it.

TO APPLY please email me a vanilla photo of yourself and one or two maid photos and age, height, and weight. Explain your background and experience in brief, your location, and your general weekly availability. Don’t forget your references, girls! No applications considered without them.

Slaves, I have two lifestyle service positions open right now for my new studio in New York and am setting up interviews this month. Both positions are reality-based, D/s focused jobs, i.e. you are being asked to make my life easier. This is not by any means a guarantee of play, although I do occasionally play with my servants based on mood and timing. My reviews should speak clearly about my personality and style (i.e. I strive to create a satisfying, exciting environment at all times), but I do expect a lot out of my slaves in exchange for granting them ownership.

Position 1: Muscleman
-DIY experience
-Vehicle preferable (will need to do some heavy loading this month)
-Competence with light carpentry and power tools a big plus
-Able to finish tasks and stay focused
-Attention to detail
-Not annoying or over-talkative
-Loyalty, honesty, and respect….always

Position 2: Nerd
-Above average IQ
-Admin or IT experience a huge plus
-Experience with graphic design or photoshop
-Creative thinker
-Humble and helpful
-Loyalty, honesty, and respect….always

Applications should be via email to darcy@mistressdarcy.com. Please state which position you are applying for and include a brief summary of your interests, what you can offer in terms of the above, and a reference from a reputable scene player or professional. Photos are very helpful, vanilla and “normal” if possible. Interviews will be granted based on your application strength and my general read on our compatibility. I also have a position open for a houseboy but I have met with several candidates so far who are great. Will probably make my decision on that this weekend.

Attention all eligible bachelors: currently accepting applications for a cute new houseboy in NYC.

-Intelligent
-Attractive
-Polite
-Under 35
-Sub or Switch
-Available for light chores, errands, and service
-Prefer a reference from a reputable scene player or professional

My website is a great place to find out more about me and my interests. Please research me a bit before contacting me. Send applications to my email: darcy@mistressdarcy.com. Include a bit about yourself and a few vanilla photos. No dick shots or tranny poses.

 

Just a quick note to say CONGRATULATIONS to the lucky lad who will now be serving as my errand boy. We have a date to go uniform shopping for him next week. So far he is quick, bright, prompt, dedicated, hard working and charming. Everything I could want in an assistant. He even helps me out when I’m in the bathroom!