I now have an opening for a dedicated Social Media Minion to assist me with some of my social media planning and execution. It’s a fun role, and requires a VERY trustworthy slave who is also intelligent and experienced and willing to talk to me every week.
Age: 22 – 40
Gender: No preference. Male, Female, Transgendered.
Location: Can work remotely, anywhere worldwide so long as English is excellent.
Time Commitment: 6 – 10 hours a week.
Communication: Directly with Mistress Darcy via Skype, IM or in-person, at least once per week.
Personality: Educated and articulate. Able to digest info and communicate it to others, and conduct online research. Able to learn quickly and assimilate new technologies and trends within a week or less. Funny and/or witty according to your friends.
Work Flow: Able to work quickly with a consistent turn-around- time of 4 days or less on large projects. Analytically-minded, able to spot trends and patterns and identify new opportunities for social media.
- Email marketing
- Social media scheduling
- Twitter Analytics
- Data analysis
- Photo resizing
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org to request an application. This will start the process for your application for the position. There are several steps to the interview, but most highly qualified, personable and eager to work slaves are at the very least given serious consideration.