When my good friend Karley Sciortino, a.k.a. Slutever, asked me to weigh in on golden showers (what are they? who likes them? why?) for Vogue Magazine after the #GoldenShowers scandal with the president elect, I of course said yes. I was delighted to have such an esteemed publication ask for my thoughts, and immediately took the opportunity to demystify kink and offer a pro-golden shower stance.

As I said in the article, this is the first redeeming thing I’ve heard about @realDonaldTrump, and I refuse to kink-shame over something like this. What I did think was strange, however, was that so far in the memos, the alleged incident involved him watching several prostitutes urinate on a bed–not urinate on him. First of all, what a waste of a scene! Second of all, this is not a submissive act: watching women urinate themselves is far more dominant. I’m left wondering, as usual, just what was his agenda? Was he attempting to be submissive to the women in that Moscow hotel room, or was he hoping they would debase themselves with their “performance”? Either way, I’m intrigued.

(Now if only Mike Pence would follow suit! #DoubleEnder)

Full article at

golden showers

Darcy told me that, generally speaking, people who enjoy golden showers can be broken down into three main categories:

1) People who have an association with urine either from an early sexual memory, or from an early love bonding memory—for instance, during potty training—that later became sexualized.

2) People who have created a bond with their partner through urination play. Darcy told me, “Doing this for the first time with someone who you’re dating is very intense—it’s a bonding experience, and creates intimacy. It’s a way to have an exciting or maybe scary experience with someone, and come out the other side closer than you were before.”

3) People who are drawn to the “filth” aspect of golden showers. These are usually submissives who already have an interest in sexual humiliation and degradation, and being pissed on becomes an extension of that. This category also includes “human toilets”—so people whose fantasy is specifically to be a toilet for a dominant.

According to Darcy, “Golden showers are an aquired taste. It’s kind of like calamari: You might think it’s disgusting, but have you ever tried it? Golden showers are basically the calamari of the kink community.” For a lot of people, golden showers are just an alternative way of being intimate with someone. Darcy told me, “I’m a dominant, which means I’m usually the one doing the peeing, but if Channing Tatum wanted to pee on me, I’d be like, Yeah, go.”

Darcy also noted that it’s rare to meet someone who has a kink only for golden showers, meaning that someone who is into piss play will likely have other kinks as well. “You can sexualize anything,” she said. “It’s just about building a bridge in the brain that wraps a certain activity or object in a cloak of eroticism.” The more you know.

This guy is confused. Really confused. Almost as confused as I was.

Fortunately, I don’t get email like this very often. Most people who contact me know that I don’t switch or sub in session EVER and that I would certainly never allow a slave to touch me with any of his fluids. The whole thing was so laughable I just had to post it.

Part of me was tempted to invite him to my studio just to offer to give him a taste of his own medicine, but that would have been far too generous, and besides I doubt he would have paid anyway!


Spring just makes me all warm and soft inside…

It is with great pleasure that I announce my All Day Toilet sessions are once again on offer. This is an 8 hour period during which time you are “on-call” for all of my evacuatory needs, either strapped to my toilet chair or glued to your phone waiting for emergency piss-texts to come through. Nothing that comes from me will be wasted: piss pot, spittoon, cum dump, compost pile, etc. My current record for a golden shower is 2:30, and I usually use the bathroom at least once per hour. Be prepared for quantity. I will be conducting the All Day Toilet sessions in New York at my private studio while I’m in town, any in most of the cities in which I travel: London, Boston, LA, etc.

  • You must be able to offer a good reference.
  • You must provide a deposit upfront.
  • There is no “play” guaranteed. Though I may insist on it depending on my mood. It is completely at my discretion.
  • I may ask you to stay in the studio in bondage, or I may ask you to roam the neighborhood and wait for my call.
  • All of your hard limits will be honored.

Email for details about the session. I will begin All Day Toilet sessions in late March and continue through the summer. I take these sessions very seriously as acts of true degradation: although a certain profound bond can be formed via toilet training, during the act I think of my slaves more as toilets than humans. So be prepared for that level of objectification.

I had the opportunity to videotape a fun lifestyle moment while I was in the Dominican Republic. Photo, video, and message from the toilet below. Enjoy!

Golden Shower Video Excerpt

Dear Mistress Darcy:

And as You stated in one of Your newsletters, You do have an amazing bladder capacity. Two of Your golden showers (the one on the lawn and the one in Your room the day You left the Dominican) were by far the largest amount I have ever received. I was actually getting very full. They were both also the longest continuous golden showers I have ever received from a time perspective. I wonder if You may have actually broken Your 2:10 golden shower record that day on the lawn. It seemed to be about the same quantity as the golden shower in Your room the last day which You said was 1:17, but the one on the lawn was delivered so much slower. It took a lot longer to fill up my mouth after each swallow. Too bad You didn’t time it. It would have been a wonderful honor to have been the recipient of Your all-time longest golden shower. Thank you so much from the bottom of my stomach. – Slave g